Honest Van Life Adventures and Reviews
It’s August 2nd, 2024, and I’m back in the van. Not just to sit in it and go, “ooh, look at my nice floor,” but to actually get on with building it again. Feels weird to say that. This thing has sat still for longer than I care to admit—partly because life got messy, partly because of the whole heart attack thing (which, let me tell you, is a hell of a way to get out of lifting ply sheets).
Today’s the start of the next push. 336 days to go.
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Driving for hours in a van is knackering enough without the constant deluge of road noise battering your ears. Every mile feels longer when you’re fighting tyre roar, wind noise, and the general racket of being inside a metal box doing 70mph.
Then you finally park up. Maybe it’s somewhere decent like the Lakes, thinking you’ll get a bit of birdsong and tranquillity. But the wind kicks off and the rain starts hammering the roof like a techno set at 3am. Or worse—you’re stuck in a layby next to the A1 trying to get some kip while every HGV thundering past sounds like it’s about to plough through your pillow.
Welcome to van life—where every inch of bare metal turns into a resonating chamber of chaos.
Sound deadening is one of those jobs everyone bangs on about during their build, and for good reason. Done properly, it transforms your van from a mobile drum kit into something you can actually sleep in. The trick is knowing what actually works and what’s just expensive marketing fluff.
Let’s strip back the hype and get into what’s actually worth doing to stop your van sounding like a biscuit tin in a blender.
Read moreYou’ve spent ages planning and building your van to become that van life thing you envisaged, enough kit for the YouTube empire and enough tech stuff that makes a Twitch streamer jealous. But then you realise you’re going to be parking up anywhere and everywhere including some less than salubrious spots, and you find yourself hoping your valuables don’t get nicked rather than enjoying a good night out.
That’s when the reality of campervan contents insurance hits. Your comprehensive policy sounds great until you actually need it. Take laptop theft—one of the most common van life insurance claims. Most policies will cap your payout at £400-500 per item, regardless of what you actually paid or what it costs to replace.
So your £1,200 MacBook Pro? You’ll get £400 if you’re lucky. Your £800 drone? Same story. That camera you saved months to buy? Still £400, assuming you’ve kept every receipt and it meets their age requirements.
The person on the phone will actually suggest you should be “grateful for any payout at all” when you point out that £400 doesn’t replace anything meaningful. She’ll mention that you should have “declared items separately” if you wanted proper cover—information buried deep in policy documents that most people never read.
This is the brutal reality: your kettle and camping chairs are covered, but your actual valuable gear? You’re having a laugh.
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Picture this: you’re staring at Google Maps on your laptop, watching that familiar blue route snake across the screen. “4 hours 32 minutes,” it says confidently. Perfect—leave at 9am, arrive by 2pm with time to spare. You plug the times into your spreadsheet with the satisfaction of someone who’s got it all figured out.
Except there’s a problem. That masterpiece of optimistic planning is about to transform your dream van life adventure into an exhausting disaster—and I learned this the hard way during what should have been an epic trip to Oktoberfest.
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So there I was, queued up at Dover with my van stuffed full of camping gear, practically bouncing with excitement. Then I heard someone behind me mention “alcohol testing kits” and my heart sank. Alcohol testing kits? Nobody said anything about carrying around a bloody chemistry set when I was planning this trip.
After a few road trips through France, Belgium, and Germany, I’ve learned that the difference between an amazing adventure and a €200 roadside fine usually comes down to having a plastic triangle and a hi-vis vest in the right place at the right time.
Look, I get it. You want to roll off that ferry in Calais and head straight for those Bavarian beer gardens or Portuguese beaches. But trust me on this – let’s sort out the boring legal stuff first. Not the Instagram-worthy gear, just the actual requirements that’ll keep you from having very awkward conversations with foreign police officers who don’t share your sense of humor.
Read moreJune 2025 is shaping up to be the ultimate month for van lifers across the UK! Whether you’re into music festivals with dedicated campervan fields, VW-specific gatherings, or relaxed vanlife meet-ups, this June has something incredible waiting for you. From the legendary Glastonbury Festival to intimate coffee mornings in East Sussex, we’ve uncovered 7 fantastic events that welcome campervans, motorhomes, and the entire vanlife community. Pack your wellies, charge your leisure batteries, and get ready for the best month of festival season – here’s everything you need to know about June’s unmissable van life events.
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Let’s be honest — the DVLA’s checklist for turning your van into a ‘motor caravan’ feels like it was scribbled out during a lunch break in the ’90s and somehow became gospel. The obsession with stickers and side windows? It’s like they made it up as they went along. Still, if you want that shiny logbook update, here’s what you’re up against:
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It’s vanlife festival season. The sun rears its head for the 2 weeks it always does in the UK, giving us that brief hope of a nice summer (before we remember it’ll be crap by August). The van’s ready, the urge to hit the road is strong, and this year you’ve decided a fridge is definitely needed. Tesco, Halfords and Asda all have coolboxes going for half price – £89.99.
Most won’t even advertise cooling specs, but step into Halfords and you’ll see it: “Cools up to 16°C below ambient temperature.” That’s where the alarm bells SHOULD start ringing. But they don’t, do they?
Do the maths: rare hot UK day at 28°C means your “fridge” is running at 12°C. That’s not cold. That’s “bacterial breeding ground” temperature. But you’re still thinking it’ll do for the weekend.
Trust me, it honestly won’t. Are you really wanting to deal with buying ice every 6 hours? Slushing out meltwater that’s leaked all over your bread? Playing Russian roulette with milk sniffing?
Just Google “how long can cheese survive at 14°C” and watch your weekend plans crumble.
Actually, forget Google – let’s talk proper food safety. The UK Food Standards Agency isn’t messing about: your fridge needs to run between 0°C and 5°C. Not “below ambient.” Not “coolish.” Actual below 5°C. Why? Because above 8°C, bacteria reproduction goes mental. We’re talking doubling every 20 minutes.
That innocent-looking pack of ham at 12°C? It’s hosting more bacteria than a festival porta-loo by day two. The FSA’s “2-hour rule” says perishable food shouldn’t sit above 8°C for more than 2 hours. Your coolbox running at 12-16°C? That’s the danger zone, 24/7.
Here’s the kicker – environmental health officers can actually shut down food vendors for running fridges above 8°C. But somehow it’s fine to flog you a “cooler” that can’t physically achieve safe temperatures? Make it make sense.
And if that’s not got the message across, let’s deep dive into why these things are basically expensive fans with delusions of grandeur…
This post? It’s what I wish I’d read before wasting £90 on a “cooler” that couldn’t cool a can if its life depended on it. So let me walk you through exactly why these thermoelectric disasters will ruin your trip, and why I ended up scouring Facebook Marketplace for months until I found a secondhand Halfords 30L compressor fridge for £100. It’s not perfect – bit noisy, looks like it’s been through a war – but it actually keeps things cold.
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A sweeping update to Greece’s camping regulations has ignited fierce debate, as authorities begin aggressively enforcing Law 5170/2025 – the nation’s strictest clampdown on motorhomes and caravans in nearly 50 years, but is it really killing VanLife?
While wild camping has been technically illegal since 1976, the newly implemented Article 27 closes longstanding loopholes that once afforded nomadic travelers some flexibility. The changes, effective since January 2025 but only now drawing widespread attention after high-profile fines, signal a dramatic shift in Greece’s approach to alternative tourism.
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For the UK’s van life community, Morocco has emerged as the new promised land—a sun-drenched, budget-friendly alternative to Europe’s increasingly regulated and expensive roads. What began as a trickle of adventurous overlanders has turned into a full-blown migration, with YouTube feeds filled with desert sunsets and Atlantic surf breaks. But what’s driving this exodus to North Africa? Our investigation reveals the magnetic pull of Morocco’s landscapes, culture, and van-friendly infrastructure that’s making it the ultimate destination for mobile living.
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